A (surprisingly food-heavy) roundup of second-rate thoughts from a first-rate week.
That’s Not How I Ro . . .Nah, Too Obvious
The burritos at the gas station proudly claim to be “Hand-Rolled.” Yeah, that’s not really upping the appeal for me.
That’s (Evidently) Amore!
I don’t know what the rest of you did for Valentine’s Day, but my lovely lady and I spent an intimate evening . . .
Health Nut Chronicles – 7
I stood outside, bewildered and sad.
Gas Pump Rage, Redux
Is there a gas pump left in America where we can just pay at the pump and be about our business? They are still at it:
Milk-Emotion Protocol
I understand that you're not supposed to cry over spilled milk. But what about when you trudge out to the store in the early morning subzero wind chills to buy milk, and then trudge back home with milk, and then five minutes after you bring milk into the homestead . . .
Health Nut Chronicles – 6
Just learned that kettle cooked chips are lower in fat than regular chips! Which begs the obvious question: where can one buy a box of kettle cooked donuts? #HealthNut #ThatWasPrettyLame Previously, on the Health Nut Chronicles: Health Nut Chronicles - 1 Health Nut Chronicles - 2Health Nut Chronicles - 3 Health Nut Chronicles - 4 Health Nut Chronicles - 5
Health Nut Chronicles – 5
You know you’re out of shape when you go for a jog and your first thought is, “Man, my legs feel like jelly.” And your second thought is, “Mmmm...jelly.”
Health Nut Chronicles – 4
Sometimes, I think I'm splurging by buying raw almonds. . .
Health Nut Chronicles – 3
I truly love that people focus on healthy living and eating. But it seems that every health article I've ever read . .
Health Nut Chronicles – 2
When you find yourself scheduling meetings around which conference room has the snack basket . .
Health Nut Chronicles – 1
When I go to Aldi, I never get a cart. It’s like camping . . .
Hypocrisy, Theater Edition
#HaveYouSeenThosePrices
Resolutions
“...I'm pretty sure, for instance, my grandfather never looked at the year ahead and said, "I'll consider 1946 good if by this time next year I have run in place for 600 miles and have the ability to lift 200 pounds of metal over my head.’”...
When One Droor Closes – Ask the Scientist //2
". . .because a chart there is!”
