I love that my wife loves me enough that she wants me to get the best care, but I hope that is not really how medical treatment works.
I present herein some actual examples, where words in simple, everyday sentences have been replaced with synonyms. Be advised/warned/informed/apprised.
". . .because a chart there is!”
". . . the future St. Pete knew the importance of a good nap!"
"...Do you have a life-advice question you’ve been dying to ask a very part-time blogger and social media over-poster? ..."