We Have Favorites Too!

I’ve said it before, it’s not exactly fair that adults don’t get their pictures taken holding a sign this time of year. We have favorites too!

In case anyone is interested, my (large) sign would read as follows:


It’s Phil’s 25th year of work!

About Phil:

FAVORITE EXCEL FORMULA: SUMIFS

FAVORITE REPORT FONT: Calibri Light

FAVORITE POWERPOINT ANIMATION: Star Wipe (close second: Teeter)

FAVORITE CONFERENCE ROOM: 35A East

FAVORITE MEETING TYPE: Quick

FAVORITE GAME TO PLAY DURING LONG MEETINGS: Anything not horizontal

FAVORITE MICROWAVE SETTING: Time Cook

FAVORITE COMPANY-SUPPLIED UTENSIL: Fork (close second: Spork)

FAVORITE COFFEE COMBO: Lukewarm House Blend, 2 Splendas

FAVORITE OFFICE SUPPLY: Pilot 0.7 mm Ballpoint Pen, blue

FAVORITE EMOTIONAL COMMENT MADE DURING COMPANY-WIDE TOWNHALL MEETINGS: “Why does the company hate us?”

FAVORITE TOP-TIER BENEFIT: Health Insurance

FAVORITE BENEFIT WITH AN UNNECESSARILY HORRIFYING NAME: Accidental Death and Dismemberment

FAVORITE PERIODIC TABLE ELEMENT: All of them!

FAVORITE ITEM OF PPE: Half-mask cartridge respirator

FAVORITE RESTROOM: West Branch, Basement

FAVORITE SNACK IN HIS DESK: Any kind of Nut

WEIGHT CHANGE SINCE LAST YEAR: +7 lbs

HEIGHT CHANGE SINCE LAST YEAR: -1″

WHEN I GROW UP, I WANT TO: Retire with full benefits

Go, Phil! We love you!



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